This is stupid.

This is like…

You walk into a car dealership. You meet a khaki-clad manager named Mark (there are mustard flakes stuck in his brown mustache). He says, “All of the vehicles in the lot are 99% off.”

You wouldn’t believe him.

You’ve seen PUNK’D (unfortunately).

You know quality has cost.

No one picks the cheapest plastic surgeon in town by choice.

As a bounty hunter, I typically use this knowledge to my advantage.

This time, I am not.

I am building a magnificent digital library of physical transformation resources containing the strategies I have used (and am using) to build an athletic, lean, and bulletproof body.

For instance, there’s…

  1. The two-meal diet
  2. The hard “straight-strong” use to build muscle in rt. places.
  3. The soft “stretch-strong”
  4. The warm-up
  5. The “z2b” frame to diagnose, saving you from doing exercise body not built and breaking down… and this just the beginning.

    even though list all as seperate, come together like Voltron and lock into place to create large cohesive system.

 

 

 

You’d be foolish to ignore the Atlantis-sinking discount

 

 

took me a while to get here; missing pieces… for instance, missing soft work and broke the fuck down.

((took me a while to formulate and didn’t come without price. when first, sold my soul to change skinny-fat and all about aesthetics. obsessed w/ six-pack and even though solved, was a wreck. chronic knee pain, eating disorder, etc… recently, shift, to stretch strong.))
big misconception that just happens, but not case. byproduct of things i’m doing.
other people my age are dying and complaining. i’m out here feeling great and doing it with a beer in my hand.
in some ways, i created exoskeleton for myself. imagine myself not having and not doing and i’d be in bad shape.
way i see have three,
first, continue on be miserable chronic pain. see “just how things are”
second, buy exoskeleton. those suckers cost about $85, certainly an option.
third, put there urself.
arcade how i’ve done the third.

begin turbulent task of taking all i have and putting together in digestable way. this takes time. and instead of going quick, thought i’d open doors and give glimpse.
now, i realize monthly sub w/ no content about as fun as finger in butt, and so to curb, what i am doing…
and giving u chance to get access at stupid price for one simple:

not finished.
and instead of rushing everything and putting out subpar product, thought i’d try something different. open doors to those truly interested who want to have behind the scenes. as perk, automatic entry. as bonus, for those early, since no definitive resources published, get access to my private training and nutrition.
training; see training on paper and also videos
nutrition; see what i do and pictures
updated daily and honest look at day to day, how i juggle.
admission to Arc is $10/mo w/ one-time $100 fee. since early and nothing to see, waive the $100.
this offer only applies to
housing all of my physical transformation
You can get lifetime access to
i’m giving u chance to unlock permanet foever access to my resources for Atlantis-drowning discount of…

the way i see it you have two choices.

first, buy an exoskeleton

second

 

 

I sold my soul to get semi-muscular and six-pack lean (pixelated).

I used to be a skinny-fat nerd.

 

Just a few years ago, I looked great and I felt strong, but I was a nightmare. I was strong in weight room, but not irl. Also, I had a mega eating disorder.

 

 

This is stupid.

This is like walking into a car dealership, meeting with a khaki-clad manager named Mark (equipped with mustard residue in his brown mustache), and being told all of the vehicles being sold are 99% off.

You wouldn’t believe him. You’ve seen PUNK’D (unfortunately). Ashton Kutcher could be hiding behind one of the cars (or inside the unreasonably large animal-based mascot at the center of the showroom).

You know quality has cost.

This is why Whole Foods went from being the butt of every joke (Whole Paycheck) to being a grocery store even the poor find themselves browsing through every once in a while.

Making fun of $8 apples was a hoot

A cheap car can’t be a good car.

A cheap plastic surgeon can’t be a good plastic surgeon.

 

Which is why this is stupid:

I’m offering you lifetime permanent access to the strategies I used (and currently am using) to build a pain-free

 

To say these strategies changed my life is an understatement.

I am thirty-six years old, and I feel better than I did when I was seventeen years old.

 

 

 

 

 

 

for past x years been obsessed. started young, skinny-fat. and now kids and fatherhood.

 

 

 

i have my ways.

and from inside looking out, my ways diff from many ways i see. i don’t think i could handle their.

how much would you pay to swipe and have body? to get rid of pain?

wouldn’t believe $$$ i’ve dropped. socks!

Entire life mind remodeled w body, almost like exoskeleton and those babies going for x in military.

Unfortunately, my not exo bc involves work, much in same way recipe. Go fuck all Emeril have to cook, have to be in kitchen.

And not one of those fake… Gary Vee inspired won’t make it.. burnibg and if have that, then can have my recipes. Things I’m doing. Talking about…

 

 

 

i’m giving u chance to unlock permanet foever access to my resources for Atlantis-drowning discount of…

hold on.

something u should know before get too hot and bother by the idea of entering this digital haven: not yet finished.

under construction.

the walls are up, but nothing hung. i have plans. things are in progress. talking about

X

Y

Z

just to name a few.

 

 

 

 

You use price as a tool to discern quality because that’s what capitalist overlords taught you to do so they could make places like Whole Foods and sell an apple for $8. They know you won’t look at label and see salad dressing, it Whole Foods so must be good.

unlike CAP OVERLORDS, HAVE CONSCIOUS AND ALTHOUGH NOT ABOVE CHARGING, AM ABOVE CHARGING FOR NOTHING.

As a bounty hunter looking to fetch the highest price for my wares, I normally use this ____ to my benefit.

This is not one of those.

The reason I’m being stupid

 

You’re skeptical.

The deal is too good to be true.

You’ve lived long enough to know quality has a cost, which is why you shop at Whole Foods now. Maybe not every day. Sometimes, though. Without second-guessing yourself, either, even though, five years ago, the place made you queasy. You were appalled by anyone who was willing to pay $8 for an apple.

 

So does Whole Foods. You think the stuff on their shelves is better than the stuff at “other” supermarkets? Ha! Same shit filled with seedoils.

 

 

 

Except for rn.

… when considering how to price my transfo recipes.

 

how much would you pay to have my secrets downloaded into your cranial socket?

trick question.

the price is… invaluable.

I broke foot in 5 places and still spend on shoes.

You can have all for low low price of, wait a minute.